02-22-2003, 07:06 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Hmmmmmm...a thought
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why aren't haemorrhoids called 'asteroids'?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
If the black box is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of the stuff?
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