I love the weird news stories.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...taiwan_whale_dc

Text:
Decomposing Whale Explodes on Street
Thu Jan 29,10:51 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

TAIPEI (Reuters) - The decomposing remains of a 60-tonsperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said.

The 56-foot dead whale had been on a truck headed for an autopsy at a university earlier this week, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

The whale had died after it was beached on the southwestern coast of the island.
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