*Ducks and runs for cover!!*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

What is the sound of a horse whip cracking?

*ahem* says not a word~ simply points an outstretched finger in the direction of the dungeon

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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Anyone remember this?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMG.. I totally forgot about this post...

*heads for the dungeon*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey...what're friends for?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

*sneaks down to the dungeon with Aqua*

Hey! If you're gonna get in trouble...might as well already be in the dungeon...and with Aqua down there...how bad can it be?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I’m liking her ----^ attitude on a Friday night.

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Yep...I'm liking my Friday attitude too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I don't remember but I'm very amused!

Crazy Canadians drank & smoked in the sun, crazy Canadians crash at 7 p.m.

I thought there was really a joke.

Came in the thread looking for the punchline.....

Somebody should be able to think one up.

A priest a nun and Lilith's ass walks into a bar.Lilith sits down and orders a drink.The priest and nun are both thinking.....OOHHHHHH I'd kick in a stained glass window just to be that bar stool for the next 20 minutes. There now,you have a punch line.............O.K. Lilith,point the way.............

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

LOL!!

Thats great lakritze!

Anybody else??

A priest, a nun and Lilith's ass walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I see some of you are working on earning personalized plates for your shackels

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas