10-13-2006, 11:08 AM
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pixie of the wood
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i've been pre-approved!!!!!
i...i don't know what to say. *sniff* i'm trying not to cry but it's so hard. i have never felt so special in my whole life!!! thank you! thank you capital one from the bottom of my heart. you have realized i am better than everyone else and that i deserve this special offer just for me. for me! i can't believe it. and that you did this all just based on my address and credit history, without even talking to me or anybody i know! well, what can i say? you are obviously geniuses. i knew that someday, someone somewhere would see how superior i am. in fact, when you realized how great i am, you needed to tell me so badly that you sent not one but FIVE! five special offers in one week and all just for me, a very special person. you guys are awesome.
jeez, i'm gonna cry again.
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10-13-2006, 11:11 AM
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Melted
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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10-13-2006, 11:14 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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Don't laugh. Imagine how terrible life would be without credit.
No shopping for online porn.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-13-2006, 11:16 AM
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pixie of the wood
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you should know that it was the credit card lobbyists that nixed the whole c.o.d. thing.
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10-13-2006, 11:19 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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Nah, it waqs the high number of people who said "Nah, I don't want it enough to pay a zillion bucks in freight. Send it back."
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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10-13-2006, 11:20 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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that's just their cover story, of. don't believe the hype.
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10-13-2006, 11:21 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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I'm glad that they have discovered what we've known all along.
Indeed, you are quite special.
Arguably, even more special than those out of work vikings!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-13-2006, 02:11 PM
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pixie of the wood
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more proof positive of how absolutely incredible capital one is. they personally stopped the recent scourge of vikings who were running amok in the financial district, blithely raping and pillaging and plundering.
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10-13-2006, 02:15 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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financial district = mall right?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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actually, 'round here it means the farmer's market.
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10-13-2006, 03:14 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Nice melons.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-14-2006, 12:02 AM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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Yeh, sign up & you'll find that they still think your so special, they'll send you warm, friendly, heartwarming letters in the mail...once a month, in fact...
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-14-2006, 02:42 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I kind of miss the vikings.
I wonder where Lars and Sven are now?
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10-15-2006, 11:28 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,106
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I'm not too sure here, since I don't really know what sarcasm is, but was that an example?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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11-02-2006, 09:55 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Schoolhouse Rocks!
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WE ARE APPROVED!!! ....for a different kind a visa
I am tickled Pink and Red and Blue and Purple and all the colors!!! (Or should I type ColoUrs!!!)
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