Debbie: "Stormy, why would a pirate ship have sunk during World War 2?"

Stormy: "Well, when were pirates around?"

Debbie: "The 1700's."

Stormy: "...Were they Aztecs?"

Milo: "Why do I hafta go to a school for psychos?"

Bob: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not a school for psychos, it's a school for the pathologically high-spirited. Now grab your books and your muzzle and let's go."

Pristine: "Pickles, I love your hair! Where'd you buy it?"

Pickles: "Off some whore. I think it was your mother."

Milo: "You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?"

Helga: "What was that? I was thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends."

New kid: "Wow, it must really suck to lose a girlfriend with a flying car."

Um...........Oh never mind!

LOL!

*kisses*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Otay . . .

and I thought I was the only one forced to sit thru endless hours of nickelodeon..

it's Cartoon Network. and who said i was forced?

"O lord, protect this rocket-house, and all who dwell within the rocket-house..." -Homer

Chester: "Hey, A.J., why did the frog put on a raincoat?"

A.J.: "Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun."

Chester: "Dude, where'd you get all that stuff?"

Timmy: "Internet... uh... inheritance! ...I inherited the internet."

SpongeBob: "Patrick, Mr. Krabs said we shouldn't get near those things."

Patrick: "Did he say not to climb on top of 'em and ride 'em like a horsey?"

SpongeBob: "I guess ya got me there."

"Check out this wooden frame. It's lighter and more flammable than titanium." -Timmy's dad

Wanda: "Don't make him relive Super Toilet."

Cosmo: "It took the plunger... the whole plunger!"