So many Kiwi jokes, so little time . . . .

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How crazy is it that there needs to be a law preventing stupid names? Like we should have to be told not to name our kids "Anal".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

There are people who would find it the funniest thing to call a child "Snotbreath" or even worse, something like "DykeBuster". People are strange critters.

I went to see an iconic band of the '80s, Mental as Anything. Loved it.

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An ad posted elsewhere by one of our Pixie stars.

http://io9.com/old-spock-battles-ne...mmerc-493836696

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Helping an 80 year old woman whose poor body has been almost destroyed from cancer find a mattress that is going to give her the relief she so badly needs.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Knowing there are nice people like Pita around

My sub.

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Eudaimonia

Yesterday when my oldest son went out and mowed our back lawn without even being asked.

mowing the lawn and trimming the bushes

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Tomorrow PAGAN starts! I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl

If decide to dress the way you feel be sure to take pictures. I bet you'd look lovely dressed a school girl.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Being able to scritch my wife's back when I woke up this morning.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

finishing my fucking class, the worst fucking class I have ever taken in my entire fucking life

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You have fucking classes?

I had to work it out myself, with the assistance of some great girls.

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Why would you take a worst fucking class? Seems kind of pointless to have a class like that; or was the teacher just inept?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf