what is he doing there without his mama lol

A picture my girlfriend sent me, of an advertising sign she took while driving around her neighborhood. Said she saw the sign, and thought of me.

Probably because her thought was the same as mine when I saw the picture. The sign reads, "Infant opening".

and my thought was, "WTF, are they doing pediatric surgery?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

A good size chunk of toblerone.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My father's i-Pad froze and wouldn't thaw. He took it to the local Apple store. The person he spoke to there went above and beyond. As Dad put it, "press the home button with the on/off button at the same time for 18 seconds. This apparently rejigs the chip. He confided ‘it’s a secret’ and certainly not included in trouble-shooting."

I'm not an Apple user, but this may be of interest to those who are.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thinking about how next Christmas there will be a 6 month old Grandbaby to spoil.

Christmas will be so special.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Just think Soda 360 shopping days left!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I better get started!!

The look on OF's face trapped under the ghost chair.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Congrats soda...not the best timing for such an event, but when is it...

I became a Grandma at 42 years old....my kid was 20 though. Let me tell you this. She took to motherhood like a duck to water and I was there for her, just as you will be for your daughter and your new grandchild.

The love you will feel for this little one will be so overwhelming and powerful. More than you can imagine or put into words....You are young, so you will be a very real and involved presence in this life and you will form a bond like no other you have ever had......

So soda,I predict that this new year of 2014....you shall fall in love....... for the rest of your life.

Oh, make sure there is a nice pic of you holding the baby as soon as it is born.....you will want to capture the complete look of being demented that appears upon becoming a Grandma....I kid you not. All my friends, myself included have these pictures....

Good luck to the three of you.

Amen. And hold fast to the joy, it'll help you get through tougher times.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thanks!!!

A PM

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Seeing MY MOST HONORABLE #1 SON in the LNYDP live from London and the Fussypucker Family who went to London to send me pics of MY BABY!!!!

I was screaming and crying in my living room. They showed him soooooooooooooooo much!!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That^^!