A big fat bag of shelled walnuts!

make those^^^ pecans

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Spending the day with someone special.

Homework to do itself

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

relieving this ummmmm uncomfortableness

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

a phone call letting me know my grandmother's surgery went ok

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

a call from my lawyer regarding a positive ruling on my workers comp case

I'll have what he's having....and in the interim I'm sending well wishes her way!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

to tell someone to kiss my ass

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~Tainted Love~

What would make my day? To once, just ONCE get the full amount of child support I'm entitled to each month!


I'll settle for getting fucked good and hard, tho. Hmmm... no pun intended

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

To have one FULL day without back pain.

my tax return appearing in my bank account.

hmmm... ask and ye shall receive ... a tax return IS in my bank account

What would make my day....lots of small things

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for a big giant glass of ice water

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~Tainted Love~