False, although a good friend of mine does.

T or F: You enjoy having your morning coffee in a nearby park when the weather permits.

False, I just want to get crap done int he mornings.

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I kinda like visitin parks and stuff and having meself a cup of sumptin. Early morns in da sumer xtry nice I thinks.

T or F: Yuz had sum ice cream not too long ago.

False, I've left that all for my daughter.

T or F:
You are proficient at soldering electronics.

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False … I have done it a few times … but proficient … not by a long shot.

T or F: You hate it when at night, they increase the volume on TV commercials.

True, one of the reasons I gave up watching braodcast TV.

T or F:
You eat yoghurt in order to maintain your gut bacteria.

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F … very seldom do I eat yogurt. My wife does quite often, but, I generally don't care for it. Once in a great while, I will indulge.

T or F: You enjoy classical music.

Not too big on dat. I be more a country person.

T or F: Yuz owns yerself an old sedan type car.

False.

T or F:
YOu feel the need to smack someone's bottom right now (It is not necessary that you might be able to enact an unrealistic plan, just hat you feel the need to).

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True!

T or F: You got (or gave) preggers unexpectedly.

False.

T or F:
When you get into a crafting project, you end up covered in the markings of it (Paint, sawdust, glue, axle grease etc).

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True … not always … but sometimes.

T or F: There's sometimes too much month left at the end of the money.

Waaaaaaaaaay too true.

T or F:
YOu've recently participated in an activity that you haven't for years.

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False … I think. At least I can remember doing anything that I hadn't for quite a while.

T or F: You like "Turtle" ice-cream sundaes.

Those poor frozen turtles!

(OK, the only people who don't like ice cream are those allergic to dairy).

T or F:
You regularly attend a public sporting event.

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