12-08-2003, 07:16 PM
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Groupies can be identified by…....the amount of skin showing backstage
my first trip to an adult video store resulted in
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
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12-08-2003, 10:24 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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My first trip to an adult video store resulted in.......my getting a job there and selling a strap-on to 85 y/o man! (you've no idea the story behind that one!)
And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be...............
*****(and no just singing the rest of the damn song either!)
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12-08-2003, 11:58 PM
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And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be............... a big ass grave to dig
Bury my heart at...... ( no fair saying Wounded Knee)
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12-09-2003, 12:10 AM
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Bury my heart at........ the same place you bury the rest of my body.
Don't sit too close to......
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12-09-2003, 12:24 AM
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Carpe diem
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Don't sit too close to ... a person who has drunk 8 bottles of beer and ate 4 helpings of beans.
Some say the worth of a man can be measured by ...
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12-09-2003, 05:20 AM
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Just me.
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... the warmth in his heart and the balance in his checkbook. 
By the way, Lilith, could we have answered "Bury my heart at ... injured shinbone?" Just asking. 
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12-09-2003, 10:53 AM
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Good sex begins with a shopping list consisting of : condoms, velcro, woodglue.
And yes, this is based on an actual incident.
I've been shovelling so much snow lately that...
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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12-09-2003, 03:09 PM
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Carpe diem
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I've been shovelling so much snow lately that ... I realize it may have been wiser to use something other than my daughter's plastic toy shovel.
Lawyers are most likely to…
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12-09-2003, 05:31 PM
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Just me.
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Groupies can be identified by ... the number of feet sticking out of the pile.
Oral sex is ...
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12-10-2003, 01:30 AM
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Carpe diem
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Oral sex is ... physical therapy for a loose tongue and flapping lips.
After a rather uninspired bout of sex, the woman said ...
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12-10-2003, 06:01 AM
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Just me.
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... maybe I should have sat on an ice cube.
Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
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12-10-2003, 08:09 PM
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Carpe diem
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Arriving at work early, the employee said ...
..."well kiss my ass and call me Sue, if I go to work now, they'll owe me overtime too.
Eating health foods is ...
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12-13-2003, 07:31 AM
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Just me.
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Eating health foods is ... often having food for the body ... but not the soul.
Having a noonday quickie is ... |
12-13-2003, 07:33 PM
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Huggable!
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Having a noonday quickie is ... mmmmm, extremely nice!
Having 'wake-up' sex is.....
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12-13-2003, 08:26 PM
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Just me.
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Having 'wake-up' sex is.....mmmmm, extremely nice, too! (Remember copying is the most sincere form of flattery. ) |
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