08-12-2004, 12:19 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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well seeing how i've never been laid,
20 and half years,
try and beat that !!! 
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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08-12-2004, 01:49 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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3 weeks...but I am hoping to end my dry spell tomorrow. Yay me!
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-12-2004, 02:28 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: England
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Originally Posted by Lilith
I need it but I refuse to say when I had it last. I don't think I could withstand the bludgeoning today. Regardless I could use some lovin'.
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I'mwith you on this one Lil......it's so true that the more ya have the more ya want.
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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"
M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !
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08-12-2004, 02:50 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Back in the US finally
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Two words I've never used together...enough sex.
Still, in cases of dire emergency...I'm sure there are Pixies willing to volunteer their services  . |
08-12-2004, 03:05 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Australia
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Last time I was inside a woman was June 11, 1982.
No prizes for guessing the significance.
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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters
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08-12-2004, 03:52 AM
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a-dick-ted to oz
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: in a fairy tale
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*points to the growing pile of spent batteries accumulating in the corner*
Please don't make me think about how long it's been.
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08-12-2004, 06:07 AM
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Southern Belleified
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Ah yes, but things are real bad when you have to buy your own birthday cake!
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Half of a set :halo:
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08-12-2004, 12:30 PM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The town that fun forgot...
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Originally Posted by imaginewithme
I can't seem to get it enough......before my first surgerya few years ago I would MAKE myself do it once a month....then after the surgery I swore my doctor left the "turned on" switch in the on position. But, like Lilith, I won't say when the last time was..... I think I could all day and still need it again the next day.
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I wonder how much it would take to bribe a Doc to preform such a procedure on my wife?
For me it's been long enough that I have forgotten which one of us gets tied up
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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd
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08-12-2004, 12:41 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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LOL I need new batteries, too. It's been at least a month but I've been happy single. My ex, on MSN right now, says he feels like it's been *a lot* longer.  |
08-12-2004, 12:47 PM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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Since January....good god somebody help!!!!..LOL
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08-12-2004, 12:50 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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I don't need to get laid.....I need to fuck the hell out of someone |
08-12-2004, 12:53 PM
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Count Spankula
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: All over
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damn. i guess i don't have it so bad afterall...
Lilith - are you taking volunteers?
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08-12-2004, 12:55 PM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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Gets in line behind Skyler
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08-12-2004, 12:57 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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not sure a line is necessary today...I could probably hurt you both simultaneously.
Must be the barometric pressure |
08-12-2004, 12:59 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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I'm absolutely rabid right now. If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd ejaculate prematurely.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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