11-07-2004, 08:56 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when the inflatable doll pops.
Last edited by wyndhy : 11-07-2004 at 08:57 PM.
Reason: because the doll is not inFATable, it's inFLATable
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11-07-2004, 08:59 PM
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Just me.
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... when the bottle of baby oil spills.
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11-07-2004, 09:01 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.
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11-08-2004, 04:32 AM
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Just me.
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... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.
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11-08-2004, 10:41 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-08-2004, 01:30 PM
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Loungin' Around
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When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-08-2004, 01:44 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by osuche
When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!
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And he was invogorated...with no split ends! 
Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-08-2004, 02:05 PM
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Wet Member
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Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. 
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11-08-2004, 02:06 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. |
...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"
LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. 
(((he was already petting a kitty. )))
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-08-2004, 02:21 PM
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Wet Member
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Originally Posted by osuche
...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"
LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her.
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That is really funny...
Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... 
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Susan
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11-08-2004, 04:09 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-08-2004, 04:32 PM
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Boobalicious Member
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when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story)  :dizzy: |
11-08-2004, 07:24 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-08-2004, 09:26 PM
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Living Loving n Laughing
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when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!
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:3: Life is just one Fucking thing after another..
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11-09-2004, 12:15 AM
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Pussy Surveyor
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When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.
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