06-04-2005, 10:33 AM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern US
Posts: 772
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To find someone to settle down with
For my new job to go great (please don't let me kill anybody)
To have that happy, new love feeling all the time
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06-04-2005, 01:51 PM
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New, but fitting right in
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Colorado
Posts: 16
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I'd offer to rub the genie's beautiful feet and ask to:
Run into some wonderful old friends
Make some wonderful new friends (I should be in the right place!)
Be Lilith's and Cindy's cabana boy
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What the critics are saying- "I have a very good feeling about this..." - L.S.
- "You and your 'Delete' key need to get a divorce." - F.C.M.
- "Arrogant.... condescending... skirt chaser.... I love you!" - G.W.
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06-04-2005, 07:22 PM
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I make sexytime with you
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,616
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1. For the local water supply to be spiked with a hallucinogen that causes at least some of the women around here to find me attractive
2. To get all my projects at work done quickly and smoothly
3. To be fitter
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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters
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06-06-2005, 03:19 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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I'd rub her soft, tender privates and wish for ...
1. Parks to be declared clothes optional
2. Nudity on your own property would be legal and acceptable
3. My wife would quickly wake up and say, "How about a blowjob before work?"
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06-06-2005, 08:51 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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1. That this head cold and my allergies would magically disappear.
2. That someone would ignore some practical issues and give me an offer I can't refuse.
3. That I would have the answers I need to make a huge decision.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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08-16-2005, 09:07 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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To rub her body in such a way as to make her mine.... then
1. That my daughter finds what she is looking for
2. That my son finishes college!
3. That we will forever be debt-free!
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08-16-2005, 09:17 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
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1. To have more time in the day
2. To have less things to do in the day
3. To spend more time with the wonderful folks at Pixies!!!!
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08-17-2005, 02:40 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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1. To see gasoline prices drop
2. To have a winning lottery ticket
3. To run naked through an open field
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08-17-2005, 06:56 AM
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Wishful Thinker
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Augusta, Georgia
Posts: 3,234
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1. A new job
2. A new home
3. To swim naked with several naked Pixie women on a deserted beach
:jump:
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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08-17-2005, 02:44 PM
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Head Master
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 874
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1. All insurance companies and their sales agents and employees would learn it's not all about them. (Will somebody be courteous and attentive to me?)
2. The pharmaceutical companies in the US would stop advertising to the consumer - especially on TV - and the prices of prescription medications would drop to reasonable levels.
3. Politicians would be less political and more human.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen
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08-17-2005, 05:05 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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1. That my daughter would stop being so damn Bitchy!
2. That I would get an entire weekend all to myself.
3. That my house doesn't sell before I get out of here.
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08-18-2005, 12:15 AM
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Head Master
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 874
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1. Unlimited tax-free income
2. A custom-designed house
3. A house-keeper/maintenance crew to keep the new house in perfect order
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen
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08-18-2005, 12:22 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Do the Red and Bengals mean anything to you?
Posts: 182
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1. A new job in my desired profession.
2. A new location of residence
3. A new vehicle to transport me from the new residence to the new job
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08-18-2005, 12:34 AM
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Head Master
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 874
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1. A car that gets 250 miles per gallon.
2. The patent on that car.
3. A whopping royalty on each one of those cars sold.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen
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08-18-2005, 03:07 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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1. Some things I have to do get done quickly
2. Gasoline drops in price some
3. I wake up
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