10-31-2002, 12:27 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGEND!!!!!!!!
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-31-2002, 01:09 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Happy Birthday Legend
Hope a have a good one.....
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10-31-2002, 05:18 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
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Happy Birthday Legend hope it is a good one, Nikki take good care of him for this one day.
P.S. that means not to spank him to hard 
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10-31-2002, 06:49 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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Happy Birthday, Legend! Here it is already the 1st, there also???
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10-31-2002, 07:28 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Scotland
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Happy Birthday Legend!
Dunno how good your "Scottish" is, but
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Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
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11-01-2002, 02:30 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Hey Hey... Happy Birthday Legend!!!  Here's to many more!
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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11-01-2002, 03:19 PM
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Now known as Loulabelle
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
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Happy Birthday Legend! Have a great one. xxx
And also there's another Pixie whose Birthday is today but since he likes to be a man of mystery I'd better not name him, but Happy Birthday to you too, hun! x
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11-02-2002, 05:56 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,495
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THANKS EVERYONE!!!
I had a great day yesterday......and Nikki did take good care of me
ps - happy birthday to that mystery man
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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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11-02-2002, 07:57 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Bavaria, Germany
Posts: 30
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Happy Birthday
Legend,
happy birthday!!
Have a warped joke for you .... Hope you are ROTFLMAO as i were
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Gynecologist joke:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge if being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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Bernhard
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11-03-2002, 04:58 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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LOL.....good one dice45! 
and thank you
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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
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11-03-2002, 09:49 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Greets,
Bernhard
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