*bumps into Chloe as she comes in the door*

Sorry.

*quickly scurries over to a table in the darkest corner of the room and sits quietly to work the crossword puzzle in the daily newspaper*

Waiter!? Can I get a Guinness? And a 7 letter word for Dick?

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I'm an artist and mindfucks are my medium.

Hiya, Charm. Long time no see.

Here is your guiness and a 7-letter word for 'Dick' is 'Richard'.

LOL

I don't actually.

Watched up to Series 4 or 5 and then Sky One lost interest so I never watched it after that. I know that the last series is just starting over here.

*Comes in and sits at the bar with her book*

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

*gets about halfway through wolves, and closes the book, pulls outs a GBA and begins playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. *

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I may die tomorrow, let today be the best day of my life.
Du darfst mein Bestrafer sein ja.
Fear death? I welcome it like a long gone lover, with open arms and a smile.

Hiya, SuccubusKitty and Bestrafer Engel.

Welcome to the Inn.

Now, if you are very quiet, you may be able to see the very rare lesser-spotted Maid of Marvels. A very creature , this animal is rarely seen doing anything other than its favourite pasttime - sciving.

Now, shhh now. I think we may be lucky. I can hear something...

*listening*

*watching*

I can hear something.

Quiet now.

*stretch*

Hiya, everybody! Just coming off break (I'm a Union Girl *PROUD*)

By the way, Tibvolicious... aren't I due for a holiday or something??

And there it is.

*Loud whisper*

The Lesser-Spotted Maid of Marvels. See how she preens and struts around.

And you have to be careful about making loud noises

or saying the words 'do some work'

*Loud whisper*

As you can see, it tawks to itself too.

Now here is the test.

When I say 'Do some work', it will either do one of two things.

(1) It will run away.

(2) Totally ignore what you just say.

Here goes.

*Clearing throat*

"Do some work!"

*Very soft whisper*

As you can see, it has opted to ignore the order and has instead adopted the little puppy stance and has climbed on my lap

Of course, here, it may revert to its more primitive state which is falling asleep.

LOL

You will do anything to get out of work.

Here - *throwing Maid a cloth*

Clean some tables up and get the empties.

*Going over to sofa and having a lie-down*.