Oil change day for our Oldsmobile. Seems to happen about every three months.

I have to put my craptacular car through MARTA and register it.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Why not save yoruself the trouble, and put it through the car crusher instead?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Because until further notice, I have no warm mode of transportation.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Jimmy Buffet fell off the stage during his finale in Sydney last night.

There was no evidence that he'd been to Margaritaville during intermission.

Here's how it went down:-

http://www.tmz.com/videos/?mediaKey...isShareURL=true

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

The gas valve went out on our furnace and can't get one till tomorrow (on order) and it will be about 25 tonite

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I am practically speechless. Literally

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Shhhh! Stop talking and go drink some tea.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Just as a precaution, Lilith, don't drink the yellow tea

I. Don't. Wanna.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX

Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Don't Wanna What ?

I sure hope this new career plan of mine works out.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

You've been listening to the Alice's Restaurant Album again.

"I don't want a pickle . . . . ."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Conversation in my truck with grandkids 5yr old,8yr old, 10 yr,old

5yr - old papa i've got a splinter in my big toe
me- I'll have meme get it out when we get to the house

8&10 yr old- EEEEEWWWWW thats nasty
(while looking at 5yr old with big toe in her mouth)

5 yr old papa I got the splinter out I used my teeth!
me- shakes head!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

"I just want to ride my motercyckle"

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