unfortunately, the prop fell off the helicopter, and thier were no mechanics

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Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, at that moment, a huge flock of geese, heading south for the winter, landed upon the helicopter and lifted it into the air.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

unfortuneately he forgot to sanitize all his equpiment

unfortunately, they were flying south to mate, and the delay caused the males hormones to rage uncontrollably

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, it turns out Amish goose poop is a natural sanitizer.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

(I'm picking one of the two of these lines of thought and running with it.)

Fortunately, all of the female geese had gone through menopause, so the male geese knew they'd have to wait. They continued to carry the helicopter to the next town.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

unfortunately, half way there thier little penis's were hurting so badly they had to drop the helicopter and masterbate

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, they dropped the helicopter right in the direction of King Kong, who caught it with his *other* hand.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately King Kong got pissed off when he had to pee... so the helicopter was pissed off too. *groan*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately, even as they were rapidly tumbling downward, the pilot tossed out a football stadium-sized parachute, slowing the descent of the helicopter until it floated to the ground, right in the next village.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunatley, when the huge parachute blotted out the sun the villagers thought it was the apocalypse their shamans had foretold for centuries, and they began to riot, brandishing everything from pitchforks to Ginsu knives, thus no tin can or tomato was safe.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

The pigs, goats, and pygmy chickens *were* safe, however, and a boy of about 12 jumped off the helicopter, ducked behind a trotting horse, and hid behind the nearest hut, as the next village was deep in the jungle.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

unfortunately, with the rioting and looting, thier was noway to get the animals back to the next village

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, at that instant, a motor boat pulled up to the dock on the Amazon-type river that ran through the village.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunalty, when the pull rope on the outboard motor snapped and the motor would not start up again.

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