Flavored Lube should only be used to oil the chain on my bike, I mean those birds should have something to try and eat.

Leather looks lovely on the right ass.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

err...probably only on the cow where it originated from

Showers are fun for two.

Yeah, that's why cows use it.

Isn't there something better we should be doing?

lol, beat ya to it DB!

Something better I should be doing? Nahh...I mean who really works on a weekday?

Do you like weekends?

"Ya' got me fair and square, pardner!" LOL

You've got to be kidding ... liking two days when you don't have to work and can just lay around and do nothing ... are there people like that?

Are there people like that? Not that I've seen...most people lay around and do nothing at their desk!

And what about finger food?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Nope, hate it, I only eat soup at my desk

Let's give a hoot for short dresses at work!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Are you getting a kickback from Hooters?

How about ladies wearing cropped tops and going braless?

Short dresses at work? Hell no! Not a benefit to productivity, nor to morale.

Ever enjoyed sex?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Every damn time it is something I must grimace.

Good sex is noisy sex.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What are you, an exhibitionist or something?

I love long drives.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

MOre than 15 minutes is just a waste of time and fuel and isnt worth doing.

Sex is worth working for.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

A long drive off a short pier... Don't forget to write!


I love when my nipples are erect

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Only if you get paid.

I enjoy playing on Pixies more than doing my job.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

WORKING? I didn't think we were suppose to use foul language in our posts.

Happy is as happy does.