04-29-2003, 03:02 AM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
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"Eeni Meeni Minie Mo"
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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04-29-2003, 07:33 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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"Damn, all I needed was a spoon"
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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04-29-2003, 08:20 AM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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*grins*
Hands skip a spoon.........
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.
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04-29-2003, 10:46 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: hot sticky wet south
Posts: 2,310
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*in very small print
'And they are dishwasher safe too!'
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04-30-2003, 01:08 AM
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This space for Rent
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Mars
Posts: 401
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It's wash day at the sorority house!
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04-30-2003, 08:59 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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I can't believe I get to be the first to use this line after all those posts.
"Cleanliness is Next to Godliness!"
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-01-2003, 01:27 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: sitting down, facing front
Posts: 66
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For that lemony-fresh scent....
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"I choose this path to follow to be in like Flynn"
--the Indulgers, "In Like Flynn"
"It felt like Flynn."
--Master Control Program, Tron
"Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more."
--Eric Idle, "How to recognise different types of trees from quite a long way away", Monty Python's Flying Circus
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05-02-2003, 09:12 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Is that what they call a tumble drier?
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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05-02-2003, 09:40 AM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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hmmm...Let's see?????
"eenie meenie miny mo"
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05-05-2003, 04:15 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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"If there's none in the cabinet, you may need to get one out of the dishwasher"
or perhaps "not just for dishes anymore"
maybe even "This isn't your mother's dishwasher"
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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05-10-2003, 02:37 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: colorado
Posts: 162
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so honey what did you do while I was golfing
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Mind what poeple do not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Terry Goodkind, Wizzards Fifth Rule
There are two things a real man likes--danger and play;and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of playthings.
Nietzsche
Monogamy does not have to mean Monotony
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05-10-2003, 02:49 PM
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Gone with the Wind
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: some place new, and interesting
Posts: 862
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These are all so funny, and as usual I can't think of anything funny, besides I just stare at the picture and think, and soon my thighs start to twitch...
And then I think of a night not too long ago...
What was the question?
Wanda
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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"
---Margaret Cho
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05-11-2003, 05:33 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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WW - you are too funny..... lol
I was looking at it too in the beginning when I found the picture trying to decide which one I liked the best... lol
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.
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05-11-2003, 06:46 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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"I spent the day with a bunch of real pricks."
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