Never throw a wet mortar ( firework ) into the paper trash. Never know when someone might decide to burn it and fire dries even Dr. Pepper......... ehehehehehe
Lord Snow babe, I'm glad your dad took that as well as he did.


BTW For fun I do suggest a mortar and a soda can.... Ask Lord Snow for detailed instructions.



and finally,never doubt the revenge capabilities of a pine cone strapped between two rockets
boy, that fucker barrel-rolled and came back on the guys lighting the fuses!

Kyttn (pyro and co conspirator)

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

That ^ reminds me, when lighting firecrackers with a cigarette, never get confused as to which one you should throw after lighting.

No need to ask how I know this...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Never dry shave your private parts because you're camping and desperate.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm wincing just reading it!

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX

Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Never make absolute statements.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Absolutely not!

Never shut the garage door while the car is still under it.

never ignore a problem tooth

QFT

(yep....experience here too)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

never stick your finger in an alligator's ass.

or a tiger's ass.

or an elephant's ass (for obvious reasons)

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose