To the gal at the sales counter who was leaning over and struggling to get the gift in the bag. Thank you for sharing your cleavage with me. Unintentional or not.
Just wanting to thank all the young ladies riding up the escalator at the mall wearing low cut tops. Truly you make the season a jiggling ... er ... jolly one.
I'd like to thank my secret office crush for having a long conversation with the guy in the office across from my cubicle, framing his cute tush in my view for longer than I could've hoped. I didn't even have to strain my neck.
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