this story


Talk about a rough day. lmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LMAO Brings Moe, Larry & Curly to mind...

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

Running out of tampons and having an emergency on the airplane.....trying to wrap the "free" maxipad around my little white thong and hoping for the best.

Thongs do *not* work for maxi-pad wearers!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This place is nothing if not educational.

Gotta admit, that story got a laugh out of me though.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Walking to work today from a bookstore near Times Square over to my office on 48th & 6th...it's a moderately warm day for this time of year in this city. But everyone is mostly still in down jackets and wool caps and the like.

Just before I hit 42nd St., I notice a tall, model-ish brunette walking ahead of me. I didn't see her face, but she had a big, fluffy, 80's-style hairdo. She had on either a weird pair of shorts or a mini skirt that looked like cutoff safari/cargo pants with the side pockets re-sewn on the buttcheeks. They exposed a LOT of leg and the gams that were shown was a tad more on the side of Nicole Richie spindly than Tina Turner shapely. These were bottomed off by a pair of gold-glitter covered, tapered platform shoes that made her every step wobbly and shaky, like she was in danger of tripping and falling over if she increased her speed beyond 1mph.

Needless to say, she turned everyone's head and it was more amusing watching everyone else's facial expressions. Her whole shebang was just so deliciously right-on tacky and a fitting antidote for this grey, overcasted sky and morose afternoon that I had to chuckle.

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"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Warning - you may explode from the cuteness!!!!!!!!!!)

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I'm sure I would have if it would have worked.





Booger hiking his pants up and being silly. I think my child is scared for life. LOL.

Mrs. WI's text message "You may have to eat me tonight".






Wish she sent it to me instead of screwing up the "send to" though.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough
to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1,2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland,
Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales

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She makes hungry where most she satisfies

This turnabout

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pf, that was very funny. Thanks for posting that.

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Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

Justin Timberlake on SNL performing "Dick in a Box" (Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

This made me cry laughing^^^ when I saw it Saturday night.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus