You can't judge a book by it's cover ... especially if all it has is printing and you can't read.

Let's talk about the mouse in the elephant enclosure.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Try Again. Unless of course it was a death defying (??) leap from a 10-story building without a parachute into a pail of water..

Two rights don't make a left. that takes three.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

What's Good for the Goose Is Good for the Sale of Trojans.

Is that the incident that involved "The face that sank a thousand ships?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

A Bird in the Bush is Better Then Two Droppings on the hands.

It's always darkest far underground; with no candle, flashlight, or electricity.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Many Hands Make Things Difficult if the Space is Limited.

The future looks watery-brown.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

What Goes Up, Must Come Down unless, of course, you're in a zero gravity environment.

Always remember that which is entirely forgettable.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Stitch in time makes the clock stop if it's done right.

A watched clock never boils.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Two birds in the bush are better than one bird that craps in your hand.

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