02-03-2002, 01:14 PM
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Oral Freak
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Re: Extraction
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Originally posted by Oldfart
SFC.
I have been thinking of your channel for ages.
The extraction device I have been loath to mention, as it
carries elements of crass commercialism, is taken
from the new Bond movie "The Spy who Fucked my Brains Out
and Threw me on the SOFA".
In Bond's new car, a ROTFLMAO 2500, he eludes a persistant
SMERSH assassin intent on sucking him to death by means
of Q's last great invention, the ejection tongue.
Sorry.
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The Ejection Tongue!!!! Now why didn't I think of that??? OF, you're a genius. Please let me know when the first working models are built, as I think I need to familiarize myself with our new product as soon as possible.
As for the crass commercialism, this product is so revolutionary and so extraordinarily delightful that I think any means of drawing the public's attention to it is certainly justified. Besides, I've always had a thing for Bond... 
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02-04-2002, 12:08 AM
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hey sorry I'm late but as head of the maintenance dept. I have been quite busy refilling the self lubing mechenisim and what not how ever my shift has just ended and I put on my tie so is there room for me ont the machine??
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02-04-2002, 12:19 AM
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Oral Freak
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Jay! Come on in! Glad you could join us...
Sure, there's lots of room on the Slippery-Dip! And you of all people know just how well lubed up I --- I mean, it is... 
So do you want to be part of the slide, or do you want to go down in history as our first-ever male slider? (I know Lilith, Xanne, and I, and all the other women here will do our best to make that first slide memorable for whichever man decides to take the plunge...) 
--- sweetstuff
p.s. OldFart: reports are in regarding the 24-hour orgasm investigation. It appears that immediately after the 24-hour orgasm brought about by the Slippery-Dip device, 100% of our respondent* declared herself ready to do it all over again.
* (A single respondent, yes, but I made sure to do a very thorough investigation of myself!) |
02-04-2002, 12:24 AM
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can I start at lilith and slide down from there or do I have to go all the way to the top its a long way up and I'm tired from the long day at "work"
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02-04-2002, 12:29 AM
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Oral Freak
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Sure, Jay, you can start wherever you like --- but be warned, you're cutting your trip short. We'll try to make it worth your while, though!
(When we get our Mark2[E-S] model developed we won't have to deal with this problem anymore --- you'll be able to start wherever and slide forever... But for now, I can tell you from personal experience that this model is mighty fine as is!!! I'm sliding again after you!!!!)
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02-04-2002, 12:34 AM
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as head of the maint. dept. I'd be happy to go over the designs for the mark2[e-s] tomorow in my private office how ever it will have to be a candle light meeting cause my lights arent uh... working yah thats it.
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02-04-2002, 12:44 AM
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Why certainly... I'd be happy to bring along my schematic drawings... Will we have all the other department heads there as well? I know Prophet and LadyPleaser will be sorry to be left out... I think we all need to work together very closely! However, if you think we need to review the design one-on-one before we go into any larger group meetings, I would be happy to devote my complete attention to you --- I mean, to the designs... Have your people contact my people, we'll be lunch ---- ummm, I mean, we'll do each other ---- no, no, no, I mean, we'll do lunch. Yeah, that's it, we'll do lunch! 
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02-04-2002, 01:26 AM
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Turn it up!
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Just in case you think this design was an easy, slap-together installation, OldFart shared with me some of the initial engineering studies that went into making the SOFA a reality... many sleepless nights went into this one study alone...
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02-04-2002, 01:42 AM
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This is exactly why we pay you guys the big bucks, Scotz --- that is a masterpiece of engineering. I'm glad we have such fine minds contributing with such tremendous dedication to our glorious project...
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02-04-2002, 02:06 AM
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well...
All I have to say is count me in... I can't sit here typing when there are more important things to do!
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02-04-2002, 08:21 AM
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I concur
24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24hr. continual orgam results in24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in .................
a loss of organized thoughts and ability to concentrate.~~~~~~~~~>Lilith(I think it's me. I have lost track of where I stop and another starts)
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02-04-2002, 01:17 PM
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Oral Freak
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Motega --- I like your can-do attitude! Come on, hop up, and start sliding!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilith --- Pleased to see the results of my investigation have been independently validated. I too have noted that same lack of organized thoughts, concentration, and any recognition of limits to the perceived self --- I think this requires a great deal of further investigation, don't you? I hope you'll continue to run studies parallel to my own so we can compare results (and because, heck, it's just so much fun!)...
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02-04-2002, 01:21 PM
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Where do I get in line... I really need to go for a ride! (I wonder how I can slow myself down when I'm passing SFC...??)
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02-04-2002, 01:29 PM
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02-04-2002, 03:35 PM
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ROS
Recursive Orgasm Syndrome
My God, Scotz.
We're up for Nobel Prizes in Engineering and Medicine.
Where will it end?
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