10-29-2002, 11:33 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What does a man give his S/O when he plans on being gone for the weekend with his buddies?
lock, stock and barrel
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10-29-2002, 11:55 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What is one of the new thrill Rides at Six (red) Flags hanging out of the right rear pocket?
Loose caboose
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10-30-2002, 12:20 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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What are you bound to see a few of at the Sr. Citizens' Disco Ball.
quacks and cracks
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10-30-2002, 07:06 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What it is that the "North American Horny Duck Fucker" lives for?
cab fare
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10-30-2002, 07:10 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is a hookers party place
flagpole
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10-30-2002, 07:19 AM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
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What is Anna Nicole Smith's dildo.........omg...did I just say that!!!!
crotchless panties and beek-a-boo bras........
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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10-30-2002, 08:31 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is the uniform Lesbian Women wrestlers wear in a "No Holes Barred" match?
Petting Zoo
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10-30-2002, 10:17 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is an orgy held at the old farmhouse???
salt and pepper
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-30-2002, 10:38 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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What do you lose more of the second and gain more of the first as you get older?
Wasabai sauce
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-30-2002, 10:48 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is sauce that really hasn't made it into the bedroom yet?????
grand canyon and sky diving
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-30-2002, 11:16 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What games can you and your SO play with a balcony?
Tricks not treats
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10-30-2002, 11:18 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What do prositutes hand out on Halloween????
Hokey Pokey and saran wrap
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-30-2002, 11:30 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What happens when a wedding reception goes terribly wrong?
The chicken dance, the macarena, and a stripper
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-30-2002, 01:37 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What are the most popular features at the Sunset Village Retirement home's Chippendale night?
carpophagous
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10-30-2002, 02:26 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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what is the boring kinds of bats?
Gilligan, a vibrator, and a politician
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