02-20-2007, 04:03 PM
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pixie of the wood
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bargaining for good behavior and being told, in spirit if not in these exact words, that only two lifesavers would secure his complete cooperation.
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02-21-2007, 12:18 PM
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Leo was right
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A conversation with a CSR about why the antibiotic I got yesterday wasn't covered by my insurance. I was in charge of people in similar positions for almost 8 yrs and I think if one of them had show the poor customer service skills and lack of general knowledge as the genius I spoke with today I would've just gone ahead and hung myself.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-21-2007, 12:37 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I had an absolutely crazy dream. In it, I was a surgeon performing a lung transplant. I was also the patient on the table. When I got into the procedure I found out exactly what was causing all the problems I've had with my lungs all my life......... they were vacuum cleaner bags. I remember saying in the dream, "Huh, well this explains a little bit."
Sure would be great if they found such an easy fix for me when I actually do have the surgery.
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/me didn't realize your name was Kirby. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-21-2007, 12:54 PM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
/me didn't realize your name was Kirby. |
Eureka!!!! Now it all makes sense!!! 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-21-2007, 01:08 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Pixie men......... bunch a little dirty devils.
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02-21-2007, 01:21 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-21-2007, 06:43 PM
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Melted
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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02-21-2007, 06:49 PM
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Melted
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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02-22-2007, 02:52 AM
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Booger Lama
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While fixing up some of the file names on the music I downloaded noticed a Berry White's Let Get It On was labled Porn Grove under genre.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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02-22-2007, 07:16 PM
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Leo was right
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Pabst Smir
jseal, that one's still got me going. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-23-2007, 11:25 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Thinking about a more modern version of the age old story of the Capulets & the Montagues.
Featuring Pussytwats & Peckercocks. :P
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-23-2007, 05:45 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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sitting on one of my baby's desks going over a Math lesson and at the same time chastising another student when I hear in the faintest whisper ever, "take a point. oh please oh please tell him to take a point"
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02-24-2007, 04:05 PM
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pixie of the wood
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lil's age gap spam. |
02-24-2007, 04:07 PM
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pixie of the wood
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all the spam, actually.   |
02-24-2007, 04:15 PM
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Insatiable
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sledding...and wiping out badly.
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