11-15-2004, 02:20 AM
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Huggable!
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Now this I know from personal experience.....
Do not sleep in a waterbed if your very prone to motion-sickness!! Unless you want to be queasy all the next day? :dizzy:
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11-15-2004, 02:32 AM
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Carpe diem
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Do not, I repeat, do NOT secure the sheets on a waterbed with a hammer and nails.
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11-15-2004, 02:41 AM
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Do not practice SCUBA diving on your waterbed without a reserve tank.
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11-15-2004, 03:19 AM
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Huggable!
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Do not anchor your boat on a waterbed.
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11-15-2004, 04:54 AM
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Carpe diem
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It's best not to use your waterbed for a condom.
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11-15-2004, 05:13 AM
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a-dick-ted to oz
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I'd say welding is a big no-no
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11-15-2004, 06:04 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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Forget the whips and chains!!!!  |
11-15-2004, 06:05 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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11-15-2004, 06:06 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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Don't even get me started on the partner that will need Dramine (motion sickness medication) just to be there! UGH!  |
11-15-2004, 08:14 AM
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gurly gurl
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^^haha too funny^^
I don't know....but I think I should try them out to make sure........
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11-15-2004, 10:27 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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You can't turn the heat all the way up and use your waterbed to boil eggs.
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11-15-2004, 11:24 AM
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pixie of the wood
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you can't add gelatin and ropes and turn it into a wrestling arena
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11-15-2004, 09:55 PM
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Not there yet.....
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^^^^^^^^^^Oh Man........... that would be so cool!^^^^^^^
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11-16-2004, 12:29 AM
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You can't fill it with Helium and make love with very squeaky voices.
"Ouch, I've just got my hair caught in the bloody light fitting again."
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11-17-2004, 06:39 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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ROFLMFAO!
You can't juggle chain saws on a waterbed!
You can't pee...and expect it to go down a drain on a waterbed!
You can't marinade your meat for a BBQ in a waterbed!
You can't practice the high jump on a waterbed!
You shouldn't sharpen your mower blade on a waterbed!
You can't put the Statue of Liberty in the middle of your waterbed!
You shouldn't try and build an ice hut for ice fishing on a waterbed!
You can't thread an elephant through the eye of a needle on a waterbed! Wait...can that be done anywhere?
You shouldn't play with nitro glycerin while on a waterbed!
Don't...I say DON'T...draw a target in the middle of the bed and practice up for hunting season!
OMG...I'll be thinking of things all day now! I've gotta go to work...but first I have to change my panties cause I pee'd them!
Love you guys!
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