Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the bitchiest one of all????
to which the mirror replies......
you Mistress...of course it's you...... now please put that hammer down

Bear Bear~ sucking up to Madame Lilith will get you everywhere you sweet sweet man

threesomes~ yes if you switch hands and count both
bondage~ when you come to Florida for vacation
anal~ yup!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Dear Madame Lilith,

Had my breakfast, and now rushing to get dressed,
Blue shirt, brown slacks, shoes and the rest,
Big day today, important meeting at work,
If I'm late, I'm an unemployed jerk.

As I turn from the mirror, she smiles at me,
"Hey, handsome!" she says huskily,
"You're not leaving until I get some,
At least twice I want to come!"

My mind races, as I question the fates,
How to get her off, without being late?
Positions and techniques flash through my mind,
But which is fastest, while being kind?

As I move towards her, to do as I've trained,
One doubt still haunts my brain,
Lilith, with wisdom and knowledge, please say,
Do I wear the blue or brown tie today?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

her friend the numerologist but she can't remember her number...

dannyk~ Madame Lilith hears buzzing in your girlie's future...make sure she has fresh batteries

Such a hard working lad
with his mind on his work
trying to keep from
appearing a jerk

You offer her a present
& offer her wine
but it seems all the woman
wants is your time.

How could she not?
I mean we are talking about you...
But you asked me so I tell you
My favorite is blue

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

romper, bomper, stomper boo....OOPS! wrong channel...

Madame Lilith tell me do..
Will I EVER make it to the 1000 club?

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

only to discover that someone ate part


Murphy~ I see thousands of posts in your future......ladies wait til you see the ones he is gonna post in men's pics woo woo hot stuff!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Worshipfully on my hands & knees...under Madame Lilith's table, my head between her legs...I respectfully inquire...

with 13,852 guitar pickers in Nashville, shouldn't I be able to find one that isn't an arrogant, self-centered, asshole egomaniac with severe control issues...

or are they like parking spaces, all the goods ones are taken & what's left are handicapped?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Madame Lilith, knowledge exhaulted.....................

Wil I ever be seen as a trustworthy soul??????

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If love is bad then I`m EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then discovers she has left home with her "Jacks ain't the only thing wild" naked man playing cards instead of her tarot ones

scotz~Madame Lilith tries hard to concentrate on your dilemma but is momentarily distracted by your tongue The band thing will all work itself out and your future is filled with blonde big booby biker babes!

big_yin~Madame Lilith holds up a mirror and suggests that you reflect on the past to help improve your future

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Madame Lilith, hear my plea!
I find myself in a bind.
I'm freaking, I'm panicking,
I'm going out of my mind!

The love of my life is beyond my door,
I hear her turning the key.
Any minute now she'll enter the flat,
and do you know what she'll see?

My naked body in my bed,
Glistening with sweat and heat,
Her hot slutty sister next to me,
Sweating and naked on the sheet.

What do I do? What do I say?
How do I save my skin?
Madame Lilith, help me please,
Save me from the death I'm facing!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

just wondering if you see what I see

ok.....how is my December looking?

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

to a deep, deep, deep deep,trance in an effort to contact Emily Dick-n-son to help her out with this prediction

dannyk~

Madame Lilith thinks your funny
Madame Lilith thinks your cute
But in light of it all
Her opinion seems moot!

To fuck someone else
Is really just rude
In the future I tell ya
Kid, you are screwed

You wife will be pissed
and lunge at her sister
and you don't want to know
what she does to you, Mister!

Take my advice
To my warnings take heed
Get up and split
while your dick can still lead!




legend~ Your December looks Nikki-licious........with a cherry on top

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Madame Lilith, Madame Lilith,
Anticipating problem mine,
I met a woman, twenty-niner
And her sister, damn so fine!.
They were so hot, they were so bad,
They could do things, blow your mind
Now they're lost and gone wherever,
I'm feeling horny, all the time!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

and pulls out an old set of sheet music and begins to wail.........

dannyk, dannyk
listen up, listen up
you put your cock where it don't belong
and now your singing a sad, sad song
you knew when you did it that it was wrong
dannyk, it's ok!

Madame Lilith has not written piggyback songs since she went back to school but sees it in her own future as long as dannyk is around.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Before my s/o kicks me out again for throwing away all my money, I need to know, Madame Lilith, is it wrong to make change when the stripper reaches near to you?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

oh great Lilith , will I find a fun woman here at pixies to play with

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if it feels good do i