05-08-2010, 10:43 AM
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My sone who fucked around and gave up his scholarship. So apparently his new plan is to be the dude who has no job and sits in his bedroom in his parents' house playing online RPGs and translating song lyrics into Latin. Unfortunately for him I have other plans.
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05-08-2010, 11:52 AM
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I'm sure you'll get his attention. There's something about a mule and a 2x4.
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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05-08-2010, 06:24 PM
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"Unfortunately for him I have other plans." Poor mini-taxxxman.
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05-08-2010, 09:57 PM
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Lil, I suggest "draw and quarter", but that might be a bit drastic. My mom told me my senior year "you have one year to get a job, save up money, and get out of my house; or you can go to college". I chose a variation of the former.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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05-20-2010, 01:17 PM
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How great it was to sleep in with Wilderness this morning!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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05-20-2010, 07:35 PM
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Manwhore
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I'd settle for sleep, period.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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05-21-2010, 09:21 AM
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Cinnamon rolls. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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05-21-2010, 10:07 PM
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Crash of Air India plane with 169 on board. Not good.
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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05-21-2010, 10:36 PM
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It over-ran the runway, few survivors.
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05-22-2010, 01:38 AM
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Mod with Bite
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Not a great deal, just woke up
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05-23-2010, 07:43 AM
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I was getting ready for church, but I feel like I haven't slept all night. I think I'll skip choir today.
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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05-23-2010, 09:09 AM
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This would be the perfect time to get some practice driving you stick-shift. Ten o'clock Sunday morning is the best time all week long for the least traffic on the streets.
The Atheists are all in bed sleeping.
The Jews went to church yesterday and are back at work.
The Protestants are all in church right now.
The Catholics are back home making spaghetti.
The Blacks are all in jail and the Mexicans can get their cars started.
[equal opportunity annoyer]
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
Last edited by PantyFanatic : 05-23-2010 at 09:20 AM.
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05-23-2010, 09:15 AM
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One word of warning though!
Be CERTAIN to not go past a church of any denomination after services are finished. When the cars start coming out of those church lots, YOU become invisible to the spiritually enlightened.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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05-23-2010, 02:23 PM
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I hope th Habs roll over Phili tomorrow so they can face the Black Hawks. The clincher is starting now for Chicago.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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05-23-2010, 02:32 PM
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They've been able to come back from 3-1 and 3-2 so far... Hopefully this 3-1 won't give them any trouble... *crosses fingers*
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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