02-26-2002, 06:57 AM
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Horny Devil
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you know if u used them in a humourous way, they might work....or u might get slapped
take a chance
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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
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02-26-2002, 06:23 PM
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
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02-26-2002, 06:23 PM
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You can feel the magic between us... No, lower!
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02-26-2002, 06:33 PM
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Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?
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02-28-2002, 04:44 PM
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Horny Devil
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I have a fire in my loins. Wanna put it out?
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
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02-28-2002, 04:45 PM
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Horny Devil
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You look cold. How about i warm you up.
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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02-28-2002, 05:44 PM
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Mate claimed that the best result came at the end of the
night with "It's getting late, want a fuck?"
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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02-28-2002, 11:56 PM
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Turn it up!
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OF - sounds like an approach that might result in lots of faceslaps, but the success ratio for those who prefer the direct method might well be worth it...
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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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03-02-2002, 05:51 AM
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I must be allergic to you because I'm starting to swell up
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03-02-2002, 01:17 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Do you wanna fuck or should i apologize?
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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03-02-2002, 01:18 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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(lick your finger and touch their shirt sleeve and say)
"Lets Get you outta those wet clothes"
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03-02-2002, 01:21 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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(look at the tag on the person's shirt and when they ask what your doing reply with)
"I'm sorry I was just looking to see if you were made in Heaven, cause your an Angel"
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03-02-2002, 01:22 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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You can call me Fred Flintstone cause i'll make your Bed Rock!
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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03-05-2002, 05:17 PM
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Is your father a cop cuz you got fine written all over you
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03-05-2002, 05:18 PM
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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me
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