The trick is to just loosen it enough that it slowly leaks out so they think they have a leak in their tire. If done just right it will take them forever to figure out what is wrong.

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it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I worked tires for awhile, I'm well aware of how to do it. Just don't want to get caught because technically it's "vandalism". I consider it just desserts.

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Then they don't know that they've been called. The valve inners in an envelope under the wiper is a statement.

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Actually, if I really had the opportunity I'd remove their wheels and leave them up on blocks with the wheels safely taken away. However, that's vandalism and theft.....

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Maybe get a few extra hands and just roll the car onto it's side so it better 'fits in the space allocated for it'.

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Maybe get a few extra hands and just roll the car onto it's side so it better 'fits in the space allocated for parking over here'.

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It's not theft if you take them to the police (for safe keeping) and tell the owner where they are. Check your local definition of theft.

An alternative is to jack the car up and put blocks under it. Leave the car about an inch off the ground with tires still inflated, no damage and no repercussions.

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Yeah, but removing the wheels would leave such a pleasing vexed look on their face.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Trying to drive off and failing is even more perplexing.

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This is true.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Religious intrusions.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8668679.stm

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My son and his teenage attitude

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LOL! Good luck Mr Kosar!

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Eudaimonia

Finding out (but only after my son explained it his mother on the phone, for some reason he didn't want to come to about it, but I'm not mad at my boy for that) that my son is being bullied enough at school that he is almost scared to go, and finding out the extent of the bullying. Needless to say, I may wind up pissing off a few people at the school after I go tomorrow to discuss it with them

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What REALLY pisses me off:

Men/women who look upon an interracial couple as disgusting, improper or anything any different from any other couple. I would love to tell them : I really pity you for your narrow minded views. I am glad though. It leaves Marlboro for me. He's amazing, a more wonderful man I have never met. It's just so awful though to see that the stereotypical southern ignorance of racism persists and permeates through the world. Why limit yourself just because there's more pigment to someones skin? There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Would children from our union be any less deserving of love? Would they be any less disgusting to you because their different-ness is diluted? Could you really tell the difference? Does it really make a difference? As long as there is mutual love and respect in a relationship between two consenting adults who are you to criticize us for finding happiness?

Thank you and all other small minded shallow people because being the way that you are leaves more wonderful supportive caring adventurous sexy men like him for women like me. I'm not a christian, but the law of love means EVERYONE.

I love pixies for our collective tolerance and acceptance but it hurts me to think that people who are here among us could see our picture and see anything but two happy people who are happy together.

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