Old School

Mitch: Please be honest with me and tell me this is the first time.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Beanie: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Ghostbusters

Dr. Peter Venkman:All right, this chick is TOAST! Okay sticks?
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: PULLED 'EM!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bang 'em hard!
Dr. Raymond Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown

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Lil ol Me
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Its my favorite high my favorite high, it makes me happy all the time it begins with an I and ends with Y, makes me happy all the time. Its my favorite high my favorite high, makes me happy all the time. IN...SAN...ITY!!

Robert G. Durant: [to Darkman] I knew you'd come after me. All I had to do was dangle the right bait in front of what's left of your nose.

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator: It was Katherine Brewster who reprogrammed me and sent me back through the time displacement field.
John Connor: Well where was I?
Terminator: I'm not authorized to answer your questions.
Kate Brewster: Where was he?
Terminator: He was dead.
John Connor: Oh, well that sucks.

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Lil ol Me
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Its my favorite high my favorite high, it makes me happy all the time it begins with an I and ends with Y, makes me happy all the time. Its my favorite high my favorite high, makes me happy all the time. IN...SAN...ITY!!

Mona Lisa Smile

Katherine Watson: Come to class or I'll fail you.
Betty Warren: If you fail me, there will be consequences.
Katherine Watson: Are you threatening me?
Betty Warren: I'm educating you.
Katherine Watson: I thought that was my job.

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American President:

[Ushering Sydney out of the White House after spending her first night there.]
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

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President Andrew Shepherd: The symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.

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Robin McCall: It's Christmas.
Lewis Rothschild: It's Christmas?
Leon Kodak: Yeah. You didn't get the memo?

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Back to the Future:

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

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Marty McFly: Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Calvin Klein? It's all over your underwear.

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The man with the golden gun?

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I may die tomorrow, let today be the best day of my life.
Du darfst mein Bestrafer sein ja.
Fear death? I welcome it like a long gone lover, with open arms and a smile.

beverly hills cop:

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

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Axel Foley: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

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Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

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Jeffery: Todd is looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? He said this is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true.

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