Standing on stage in a pair of rocky's, a black bra and a white shirt over it unbuttoned...hair fixed up in a bow and my boots. I begin to speak into the microphone...

"EXCUSE ME!!!" Then steping back letting every one get readjusted.

I would like to say thanks to all....especially to you Dicksbro for presenting me with this award. Really did not expect this I was just hoping someone would volunteer to help me and then get hurt so I could be thier beck and call girl. But maybe next time. Thank you!

Now to present the next award..."The OUCH Award" (a glass ball in the shape of an ass that glows pink and then red when touched.) goes to Booger since he is one of many that likes to be spanked. Thanks to Lilith. Booger if you are here please cum on up and get your award....

I step back thinking to myself " when you get up here i'll give you a good spanking." with a big grin on my face.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

*dusts off the mic, coughs and sneezes*

Since Boogs hasn't accepted his spanking reward, I will accept it on his behalf. *pokes at the glowing pink ass light* OOOhh Pretty! (This illuminates the room)

OMG!!! everyone here looks like Rip Van Winkle!!! WAKE UP!!!!

There that is better! I accept this award also on the behalf of those that enjoy regular spankings. The feel of their tender flesh warmed by a firm hand.....the mix between pleasure and pain......the waiting to be rewarded by their lover with either another spanking, or even a hot sex session...... O Gawd I am getting all worked up... I better give the next award

The Next award goes to Sharni as Supreme Smutress (award looks like a tiara with "jewels" on it)

Sharni! ah hem! Your award for supreme smutress is waiting......c'mon and step up to the podium!

Where did Sharni go. The crowd is getting restless. The guys are getting horny. The snack counter is running out of condoms. The food counter is running out of ... well ... food.


SHARNI! WHERE ARE YOU?

I think she has gone to spy on cute couple Oz

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

After a two year wait, I step forward to accept this beautiful (although slightly tarnished now) tiara with jewels (OMG, they look like "family jewels) on behalf of Sharni ... thanking lizzardbits and the audience for their patience. But, alas, it's time to move on ... and so, for our next winner we have the "Tender Loins Lover" award proudly presented to the one, the only,

IowaMan!

Yooo hooo Iowaman!! DB's been standing here holding the mic for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time!

I guess IowaMan isn't going to cum. I guess though that happens to the best of us on occasion. In lieu of having IowaMan cumming for the ladies to receive his "Tender Loins Lover" award, we'll mail it to him by UPS.

Next, perhaps one of those beautiful ladies would be so kind as to step forward and receive the "I Love Keeping Them Ready" award for being such marvelous stimulators for us Pixie Guys. FlirtWithMe, please step up to my raging hardon ... er ... the mic to receive your award!

*DM slips in the slick wetness from FWM that has pooled on the floor, landing on his back between her legs. Grasping FWM firmly by the hips, he draws her pelvis down towards his waiting mouth........*

Ahem! Sorry, got a wee bit carried away there! Thank you for the presentation of this award FlirtWithMe - you know, often just writing my stories gets me wet, too, so it's gratifying to know they have a similar effect on others!

So, with my characteristic (honest! ) shyness, I would like to present the award for the longest gap between picture posts to........















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...... IAKaraokeGirl!

IAKG posted a fabulous picture in souls_cry2000's "Womens Calendar" thread, which is a superb reminder of just how sexalicious ALL our Pixie ladies are!

Merry Christmas to one and all!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

*blushes*

Thank you again, one and all, for the great "welcome back" I've received!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Oops...you can tell I've been gone from Pixies far too long...thanks to one of my favorite Pixies for reminding me that I have to name another awardee.

(drumroll, please)

The award goes to PF, not only for giving me the heads-up to reserve the October spot in the Pixies calendar for my harvest picture, but for, as a side benefit, reminding me how much fun this place is and how much I've missed you all.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

...... What?



Oh! Sorry. I was busy in the corn patch jac....., thinking about agriculture stuff, and didn't hear you call my name.

I am hornied, I mean honored to accept this Drippy Panty trophy. I have looked forward to this day all my life and that my work is always close to my heart and the first thing on my lips when I cum to this wonderful place.

I want to thank all our sexy Pixie ladies, the mini skirt fashion that began in the late 60's and one high school teacher that wore this super tight red skirt for help in making me everything I am today.



The next plaque on the table looks like the Wooly Hip Boots award. That must bee for WildIrish.

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On behalf of WildIrish who is busy tending his flock and apparently has been since 12/08, I carefully (not sure what that is on the bottom of it) accept the Wooly Hip Boots award for him and immediately send it through the mail to him.

And in his honor, I now call on pinkFlames to receive the Ms. Smut Games Award for outstanding game posts! Congratulations pinkFlames!

Why thank you dicksbro. Of course I couldn't have done it without the kind help of a few sweet sexy gentlemen, including yourself.

Now I'd like to present the Magical Mathematician award to jseal, for his proud dedication to facts and figures.

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