03-27-2003, 06:18 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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Who is most likely to have a kick-starter on their vibrator?
Hogs and Hardtails
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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03-27-2003, 06:24 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What do you call a Harley with an experienced call girl on it?
Chicken and Rice
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03-28-2003, 05:55 PM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,761
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whats the best cure for a hang over?
three day old beef curry
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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03-29-2003, 05:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is "curdled cow?"
chocolate syrup
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03-29-2003, 07:41 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,241
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What is "what taste good no matter where you put it?"
sweet and sticky
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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03-29-2003, 12:33 PM
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Soft & Silky CD
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 1,846
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What is the result of eating pussy covered with honey?
long, and loose, and full of juice
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
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03-29-2003, 03:27 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is a bottle of Sunny Delight rolling down a hill?
Fruit of the Loom
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03-30-2003, 02:14 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,241
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What is your the commercial with all the fruit in it?
glass, tea and ice
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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03-30-2003, 02:25 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
Posts: 20,828
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What are the three perfect things for someone who just finished mowing the lawn?
beer, bras, bong
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03-30-2003, 09:36 AM
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Soft & Silky CD
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Charleston, SC
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What are three things you place your mouth on and suck?
Bush, Colin, Dick
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
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03-31-2003, 07:10 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What words do Republicans use when reciting part of their ABC's (or BCD's in this case)? 
Stop, look and listen |
03-31-2003, 07:51 PM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
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What is " Rubbernecken"....
grass, fireants, and spiders
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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04-01-2003, 12:12 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What tickles your bottom when you are "engaged" in outdoor activities?
Bathed in it, showered in it, and rolling in it
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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04-01-2003, 04:27 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What is beer good for?
A potatoe, a toothpick and some turtle wax
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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04-02-2003, 06:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is a "Mr. Potato Head" turned Ninja turtle but with funds for only the most primitive of weapons?
Mr. Clean.
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