05-10-2003, 10:08 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What would you need to do if your S/O became allergic to your current lube of choice?
Olives, pickles, and whipped cream
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05-10-2003, 12:12 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are three condiments that go with Lixy's sardines and mustard?
Howdy Dowdy
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05-11-2003, 02:42 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What did I say when I saw dicksbro's new avatar?
Flubadub
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05-11-2003, 05:44 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What's the proper greeting for rubber duckies found floating in your bath water?
Fly the Friendly Skies
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05-12-2003, 12:06 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
Posts: 20,828
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How do you join the Mile High Club?
Sitting in the morning sun
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05-12-2003, 12:48 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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What's your favorite way to have her?
Manny, Moe and Jack.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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05-12-2003, 05:22 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Who were the Three Stooges before Larry and Curly were hired?
Green Eggs and Ham
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05-12-2003, 05:25 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are the first clues breakfast won't be what you thought.
A chicken in every pot.
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05-12-2003, 05:32 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What's the preferred alternative to "Pot in every Chicken"?
Cumming avatars
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05-12-2003, 06:00 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What's one way to reach a visual completion.
Jumping beans
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05-13-2003, 07:35 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What is the new idenity that the Mexican Jumping Beans assumed after making it across the border in order to alude the INS?
Cheba!
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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05-17-2003, 12:05 PM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,241
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What is the beginning of the word for the wookie in Star Wars...
You know Chebaca.
sugar and strawberrys
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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05-17-2003, 01:26 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are good toppings for waffles and oral sex?
peanut butter and jelly
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05-20-2003, 06:30 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What makes a woman who can't cook irresitable?
digital age
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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05-20-2003, 06:44 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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What is moving from vhs porn to DVD porn.
Lilith
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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