Axel Foley: Billy, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

John Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says ... oh Shit!!!

p.s. that has always annoyed me about that movie that they never finished the joke, although i'm sure its made up just for the movie anyway ...

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

from Old School:

Waiter: Love, it's a mother fucker, huh?"

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

pulp fiction:

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, because it don't belong to me.

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Starsky: Do it, DO IT! DO IT!

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?

school of rock

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Toughter then leather

Mike d : Waiter do you have Crabs
Waiter :Why yes sir
Mike d : well get the fuck away b4 you give them to me

The Crow

Eric draven just b4 he kills Tin tin

Victoms arn't we all

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

"I've got a bad feeling about this", Star Wars

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Eudaimonia

(man pondering suicide, talking to his pal)

"I can't drown myself"

"Why not?"

"Because I can't swim"


The Full Monty

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

"Good talk, Russ."
National Lampoon's Vacation.

I use that one all the time after tough conversations.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

"Meatloaf, beatloaf... I hate meatloaf!"

Randy, the little brother in "A Christmas Story"

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

"That Hansel...he's so hot right now"


- Mugatu(Will Ferrell) from Zoolander

Old School:

Frank: We're going streaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

"God has a hard one for marines" The drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Well said, well spoken...

Chevy Chase, Seems Like Old Times

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these