04-28-2009, 10:59 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Packing up to go to Santa Cruz. Yeah!
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05-12-2009, 08:18 PM
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From today's paper.
"Walking home from Asquith Station," reports Hornsby's John XXXX, "along the footpath I saw an old lady with a walker with an 'L' plate hanging on the frame. I asked her why, and she told me she was working towards her P plate. When I pointed out she is not allowed to go above 80 kmh, she said 'I know, but sometimes I forget.'"
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05-12-2009, 09:10 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Not having to return to the life as a convenience store manager. That's right last night was my last night! I'm FREE!!!  |
05-13-2009, 02:42 AM
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Free Tess? I'll take a dozen.
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05-13-2009, 03:15 AM
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Just me.
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Just glad to be here at Pixies this morning. 
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05-13-2009, 06:37 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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An unexpected email
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05-14-2009, 04:55 AM
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Just me.
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IT'S MY WIFE AND MY ...
 49TH 
MEETING ANNIVERSARY!
 Went to a movie that evening on a blind date and she's been my sweetie ever since! 
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05-14-2009, 05:10 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Happy Meeting Anniversary, dicksbro and Mrs dicksbro.
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I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
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05-14-2009, 06:02 AM
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dicksbro,
Way to go!
... for both of you. 
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05-16-2009, 09:45 PM
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pixie of the wood
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my kids.
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05-16-2009, 10:04 PM
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The new Star Trek movie. I so want to be in the middle of a Spock/Kirk sandwich!
I mean, seriously, look at these boys!
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05-17-2009, 12:59 AM
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The thought of AZRedHot wanting to be part of a Skylar sandwich.
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05-23-2009, 07:56 PM
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUE STORY:
Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years , then one day just didn't turn up for work...
"Ho hum", said Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant" ......
"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ...
"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" .....
"Err NO!"
Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking daily the car park fees amounting to an estimated £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...
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05-23-2009, 11:29 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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05-24-2009, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUE STORY:
Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years , then one day just didn't turn up for work...
"Ho hum", said Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant" ......
"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ...
"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" .....
"Err NO!"
Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking daily the car park fees amounting to an estimated £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...
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So you're saying that he was scamming everyone for 25 years and no one noticed? I want that job.
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