07-13-2003, 09:07 AM
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Just me.
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What did the religious artist say he enjoyed doing the most?
Franciscan Friars.
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07-22-2003, 10:04 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What can you buy in a religious grocery store?
Dutch Masters
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07-22-2003, 02:03 PM
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Just me.
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What do you call porno stars in the Netherlands?
Cuban cigars
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07-22-2003, 02:58 PM
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Loungin' Around
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What do you call Bill Clinton's favorite sex toy?
Finger lickin' good.
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07-22-2003, 08:32 PM
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What do you call KFC (Kinky Finger Contacts)?
Fair and balanced.
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07-24-2003, 05:50 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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How should you be able to describe breast implants?
Chocolate covered cherries
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07-24-2003, 03:13 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Is how Mindboxer likes his women?
Sugar Bush
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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07-24-2003, 04:40 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Favorite restaurant for lesbians.
Altoids
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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07-24-2003, 09:51 PM
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What does the hillbilly say when he's trying to explain something ... "Altoids der was two er three of dem."
Pink Panther
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07-26-2003, 02:53 AM
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yada, yada, yada
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What is Inspector Clousseau nick-named his penis.
glory hole
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07-26-2003, 07:18 AM
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What was a favorite expression for defining new oil wells?
Bic Mac
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07-26-2003, 07:54 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What besides the porn classic "queen of the burger joint", has two "allbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsandasesameseedbun"?
Whopper with cheeze
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07-27-2003, 06:40 AM
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What do you call a gooey big one?
Think small.
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07-27-2003, 10:53 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What did John Holmes' co-stars never have to do.
Moby Dick
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07-29-2003, 12:29 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is the pet name of the "member" of the techno/transe DJ.
call me Ishmal....
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