LOL@skip! I love your grandpa!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Growing up I got all the usual ones that have already been mentioned: Do unto others, If everybody else jumped off a bridge..., clean underwear, eat your veggies, etc, etc.

But when I was pregnant with my first baby, Fairy-Bird, I was given this advice by a mother of 4 teenagers and it was the best baby/child rearing advice I ever got. I give her credit for the close, open relationship I have with both my daughters. She said: Talk WITH your children, not at them, listen to everything they say and be involved in thier lives, know what they like and no matter what stupid thing they say or do, love them always, unconditionally and with all your heart.

I did nt listen to this advice I should have it was basic I was told to run on my wedding day I have since been the best man in 4 weddings all with the same advice to my grooms I give the same advice and you know what they did nt neither however all have come up to me and told me they should have listened

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if it feels good do i

Lixy, I was given similar advice on dealing with a bully. My cousin told me to stand my ground instead of running, and hit the guy in the face as hard as I could, then he'll be stunned and I can wallop him. It worked. I am not a violent person, but hey, a kid can only suffer at the hands of an older brother for so long.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Yeah, I'm not too religious but the 'do onto others as they do onto you' has always held firm with me.

Guess I better credit that one to God.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Ok this was one of the essay questions on my teacher certification test. Talk about an annoying question, especially in as an essay.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Be yourself.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

"In order to create we must destroy"

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

Be flexible and ready for all contingencies
--my boyscout troop (yes, I was an Explorer!)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This will sound stupid to many!I have alot of them but my father,
told me,when I started racing motorcycles.No matter,how good you get,never think that you're the Boss! Always,respect your
motorcycle!When you think that you're the boss,it will either kill
you or hurt you real bad! When you think about it,most accidents,
are caused,by not paying attention,because you're so familiar,
with doing the same thing,over & over! Irish
P.S. It may sound Macho,but when it's you're turn,it's you're turn!
I've seen people killed at 25MPH, & I have gone off at over 100MPH!It just wasn't my turn!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

My Mum:

"You can't get pregnant from swallowing" and "Never get sperm in your eye"

What a wonderful woman!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !