Ummm......not me...umm...well...maybe...



Anyways...I just really like this song and wanted to share it wif ya!

Girl All The Bad Guys Want


8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she doesn't notice me

Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

Chorus
It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,
Screaming, "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ...

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she'll never notice me

Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man?

Chorus

There she goes again with fishnets on
And dread locks in her hair
She broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turn tables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped

Chorus
Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

"Secret"

Watch the sunrise
Say your goodbyes
Off we go
Some conversation
No contemplation
Hit the road

Car overheats
Jump out of my seat
On the side of the highway baby
Our road is long
Your hold is strong
Please don't ever let go Oh No

I know I don't know you
But I want you so bad
Everyone has a secret
But can they keep it
Oh No they can't

Driving fast now
Don't think I know how to go slow
Where you at now
I feel around
There you are

Cool these engines
Calm these jets
I ask you how hot can it get
And as you wipe of beads of sweat
Slowly you say "I'm not there yet!"

You have really good taste when you are drunk...I should have stayed up and had my way with you

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Girl all the bad guys want..........

OHHHHHH I just love that song!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I'm with CGT....GREAT song...thanks for bringing it to mind. I'm gonna go fish it our of my collection and annoy the neighbors.

Yep...again...

Jackass~Bloodhound Gang

Jackass.
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for

Jackass.
If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Kicks the kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut,
Used to fall for that too but

(Chorus)
If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...

Jackass.
Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a pussy.

Jackass.
Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a folding chair,
Guy bothered the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks but

(Chorus)

We could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!

If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass!

And another

Kick Some Ass ~ Stroke 9

How many people wanna kick some ass?

I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song

I talk about the hood
I say stuff like it's all good
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest

So spin your cap around to the back
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Loosen that strap a little more
Till your axe hits the floor

Flip off your fans
Make em cheer
Try to look sincere
Anger today's fashion
So sing another song about bashing someone's head in

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist

Awwwww Yeahhhh

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?

I said how many people wanna kick some ass?
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding it back?
I think I kick some ass
How many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist
Honest

One more....for now

Crash ~ Dave Matthews Band

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you
You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes love it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you girl so close to me
Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream
Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way i'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me

Damn...I AM rambling

Stigmatized ~ The Calling

If i give up on you i give up on me
If we fight what's true, will we ever be
Even God himself and the faith i knew
Shouldn't hold me back, shouldn't keep me from you

Chorus:
Tease me, by holding out your hand
Then leave me, or take me as i am
And live our lives, stigmatized

I can feel the blood rushing though my veins
When i hear your voice, driving me insane
Hour after hour day after day
Every lonely night that i sit and pray

Chorus

We live our lives on different sides,
But we keep together you and I
Just live our lives, stigmatized

We'll live our lives, We'll take the punches everyday
We'll live our lives I know we're gonna find our way

I believe in you
Even if no one understands
I believe in you, and i don't really give a damn
If we're stigmatized
We live our lives on different sides
But we keep together you and I
We live our lives on different sides

We gotta live our lives
Gotta live our lives
Were gonna live our lives
We're gonna live our lives, Gonna live our lives,
Stigmatized

Ok..last one for a bit

Guess Again ~ Bacon Brothers (Yes Kevin Bacon)

They were drunk and they were angry
They were big as they could be
They were hell bent and determined
To kick the Yankee out of me
Insulted me they called me names
They would not let me pass
Oh those Redneck boys
They left me no choice
I had to kick some ass
Guess again
Must've been dreamin
Truth is I turned high tail and ran
Guess again
Oh I must've been dreamin
Dreamin I was much more of a man
Well you know that I am six foot three
But did you know that I'm part Cherokee
Oh I'm a major hunk
Have you ever seen me dunk
You know that I'm a Spanish dancer
I'm workin on my cure for cancer
I drive a supersonic car
And I'm a rock and roll star
Guess again
Must've been dreamin
Maybe I just got way too much time
Guess again
Oh I must've been dreamin
Since when is dreamin a crime
See I was burstin with desire
I was a boy of just thirteen
She was an old friend of the family
And a local beauty queen
And then we found ourselves alone
In the middle of the day
She took me to her room
She took me to the moon
She took my innocence away
Guess again
Must've been dreamin
Truth is she never noticed me
Guess again
Oh I must've been dreamin
But it's so much sweeter than reality
Well you know I'm not afraid of pain
But did you know that I rope fire and rain
Workin on my seventh book oh yeah
I'm a gourmet cook
I speak fluent French you know
I got a big black belt in Tae Kwan Do
And I'm a PHD of course
And I'm hung like a horse
Guess again
Must've been dreamin
Sometimes all these dreams are like a curse
Guess again
Oh I must've been dreamin
Guess you're gonna have to sit through one more verse
You see we booked this downtown cabaret
My brother and the boys
Came to sing some rock and roll
And make a little noise
But the audience ignored us
No matter what we played
We tore our soles apart
And I sang out my heart
They laughed and turned away
And then we sang this very tune
About my dreams that don't come true
Whoa their jaws just dropped
And you know the laughin stopped
And they seemed to hang on every word
Like the finest song they'd ever heard
They rose as one and roared their love
The angels joining from above
We saw the light we found the cure
An end to hate
An end to war
The crowd called out for more
Guess again
Must've been dreamin
It's the only thing in life that's left that's free
Guess again
Oh I must've been dreamin
Dreamin's always worked pretty well
Dreamin's always worked pretty darn well
Dreamin's always worked pretty well for me

If you like folksy rock..I HIGHLY suggest getting Forosco by the Bacon Brothers....Yes it's Kevin Bacon the actor and his brother..but they really kick ass....check 'em out!

Ok ...I PROMISE..the last one for tonight...

Closing Time ~ Tom Waits

Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you, you light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one, but we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late,
You'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you, and you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.

Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you, you're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face, guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you.

I know that it's not me!Monday,the 15th,will be 11yrs,3mo. since I
quit alcohol! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

It's not me, I just got home from work.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

All of these grateful looks
All these grateful eyes
All these furious stares, these fretful sighs

Promising everything
To everyone
"We'll be back soon,
You're my favorite one"

"I'll keep it quiet"
"I'll hold you dear"
The whispering fills the ear

"Tell me you'll stay,
We would have such fun"
And the lie you don't need anyone

And the screams, the wails, and the calls
The headiness of the fall
Ten thousand miles from where we began
I fell asleep with a picture in hand

It was all for a woman

You say that you're grateful for the time alone
Two years away, "No, I don't miss home"
And someone asks you if you ever think of her
And you smile politely and you demure

But then all at once your head starts to swim
And you can feel her breath on your skin
You find that you stare at the same spot for days
She's above you, below you in ways

And you're shivering cold
Like you're just ten years old
And she's lying asleep in your bed
And you're standing beside her
The light from inside her
Filling up the darkness in your head

It was all for a woman

And you've drowned in the teasing
You've forgotten the reason
The muse inspires the art
You'd give anything for her to say them once more
The words you believed at the start

Ten thousand miles from where it began
Falling asleep with her picture in hand
It was all... it was all
For the look in her eyes
For the promise and the lie of a woman

All For A Woman ~ Airborne Toxic Event