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Old 09-06-2005, 04:47 PM
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I'm hiring.

I'm thinking of hiring someone to carry my balls in a silver spoon.

Must be willing to relocate.
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:05 PM
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

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Old 09-06-2005, 05:06 PM
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Where do you come up with this stuff? Too funny
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:16 PM
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:55 PM
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I always wished I had been born with a silver spoon in my mouth
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:54 PM
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have spoon, will travel

benefits? health care? dental plan? profit sharing?
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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:03 PM
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thank goodness I relocated! And y'all thought it was for my day job!
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:14 PM
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Just one spoon? I'd think you'd want two. And that way you'd get two lovely pixies ladies. (damn, wish I had thought of this )
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:20 PM
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Could we just pretend my mouth is lined in silver? lol
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:05 PM
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Could we just pretend my mouth is lined in silver? lol


Someone once told me I act like something else is lined with gold :grin:
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:06 PM
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i am sure my past work experience shows that I am suitable for this job, I have great people skills and I am very versatile
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Old 09-06-2005, 11:22 PM
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Can I be the manager and overseer of whomever you hire?
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Old 09-07-2005, 01:29 AM
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Sorry WI...must be my lack of sleep!
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:30 AM
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I've got a fork.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:57 AM
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I've got a fork.



That'll require overtime, which I'm not paying!
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

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