those enzyte commercials.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Bob's Discount Furniture commercials

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Buddy's Carpet


(I'll sleep in a hollow log before I'd buy anything from that asshole! )

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Spotless Carpet Cleaners....GEESH!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Pick an ad, almost any ad.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead
Head on. HIT ME WITH A HAMMER IN THE FOREHEAD!

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

The Just for Men ads with the two announcer guys in the bar.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

When I open my yahoo page the ad has the wrinkle lady for Detmiage er something like that.

Listed by annoyability factor:

Safe Auto

Airwick (I think all personified animated animal commercials are dumb, but the ones with the giraffe who has full blooded hedgehog or whatever they are kids, and the elephant who's married to the centipede soccer player....so stupid)

All political campaign commercials

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It's a BOY!!

Mine isn't a commercial.....it's the fire trucks that come down the street every night around 3 am

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Apparently an insomniac firebug on the loose...there's one for the FBI profilers...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.