do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of, does he look like me?
Do you tell lies and say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?


Ok, so my goal is not to start singing along with Def Leppard but actually draw out your not so dirty little secrets.

Tell me something so terribly unsexy and unglamerous about your lovemaking. Something that you'd never reveal to anyone...but now must say because the question's been asked and you know you have to answer it.

I'll start things off with a little admission of my own.
















I wear socks to bed in the wintertime, and there are times I haven't taken them off for sex.


That's hot, right? I mean, I'm obviously not wearing socks as a sex magnet, but wouldn't you appreciate not getting hit with my freezing cold ped's?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My secret, I don't.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm thinking...

I'm thinking.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Me too.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I have a hard time focusing on just one thing and have been known to randomly say things like, "Did you remember to buy me some bleach for the laundry" or "Do you want chicken for dinner?"

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

me too.

I'll ask Mayhem if there is anything unsexy that i always do during sex

Can I keep this in the Pixies confessional?

After a certain point during sex...usually after penetration...I don't like my nipples touched or played with. This drives Mr Osuche wild...cause (of course) he's a boob man.

For me...it's just too much stimulation and I can't handle it.

Blass me Father for I have sinned....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

With this information, I've ascertained that OF doesn't wear socks to bed, but he does think.

Lilith also thinks...hopefully about things other than Tess's laundry or dinner.

Tess obviously has a lot of time to think while she's restrained for hours on end.

Lizz is another thinker...and now she'll be thinking about what Mayhem thinks is unsexy! This is not a group project Lizz!

Osuche obviously doesn't understand because her "unsexiness" inadvertently is sexy in it's use of deprivation. There's nothing sexier than loving boobs and having a beautiful breast in front of you that you can't touch. Trust me.


Apparently Mrs. WI also thinks. I'm noticing a trend here. ha ha

Last night I brought her to orgasm. I had my left hand laid flat on her pubic region, pulling her skin taut, and with my right hand, had two fingers inside of her rubbing her gspot, and my tongue assaulted her clitoris with deliberate abandon. She didn't last long under that kind of attention. At any rate, I then laid on my back with her on her side next to me. Her breast touched my side and her breath was hot on my neck as she stroked me oh...so...slowly. I had laid a small towel across my tummy to give her a place to wipe her hand when she was done. What a nice guy. lmao

She softly told me how good my tongue felt on her pussy and how much she wanted to feel my cum on her hand. I burst when she said "C'mon...give it to me...Give me your cum". and as I was emerging from my climactic euphoria, she said "Wow, you're right, this towel is really handy!"

OMG did I laugh!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I asked Mayhem if there was anything that I did that was unsexy, and we came up with the pussy farts that I get when we do it doggy. but pussy farts have happened to almost every woman during her sexual life....so I am not so unique in that.

Mayhem worried that I had something that I found unsexy about him--but he is 1000000000000000000000000% sexy to me.

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***Adjusts my white collar****

Ok little osuche.... no more penetration for you .. just tongues there and on your nipples! Oh and say 3 "OMG's"!


Ummmmmmm..... me unsexy?????

Well Maybe it was the time after a torrid sex session, as we laid there gasping for breath, that I farted and quickly pulled the covers over her head as she flailed about beneath them!

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Fussy farted in bed the other night - which was particularly unsexy.

However, my reaction (due to being pregnant you understand) was to run to the bathroom and throw up immediately, so I'm not sure which one of us wins on the unsexy stakes!

Thankfully, we were not up to anything naughty at the time, but with habits like that it's hardly surprising really!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

OMG...I'm sitting here battling with myself to decide which "dirty little secret" I should reveal. I'm actually wondering which one is the lesser of all evils and how much I trust that this'll go NO FURTHER than here!

OK...well...after all these years I still feel self conscious about the stretch marks on my stomach and I "disguise" them in many different ways. Tactical positioning of the sheet or blanket, lying flat on my back and sucking in my belly jelly, lying on my stomach and not lifting up "too high" so that I'm revealed, pressing a pillow over the creases while I lay on my side...etc. In essence, it might seem sexy from an onlooker's perspective but I am always thinking of ways to make it seem like a natural phenomenon.

OK...I'm a thinker too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Hey Lixy honey mind if I lay on your stomach??

ummmm lou honey should I mention the time I farted while we were in the middle of a 69? I think that might have been a little unsexy! LOL

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Lizz ~ Nothing unsexy about a queef! Especially cus we know what causes them.

Sharni ~ I love research! I better videotape it though...so I can review later.

Coaster ~ Nothing screams unsexy like a dutch oven!

Loulabelle ~ I find it terribly unsexy that you get ill when Fussy breaks wind. I suggest sleeping in my bed for awhile.

LixyChick ~ Someone that loves you thinks every square inch of you is sexy. You are much more critical of yourself than anyone else. I've seen you, and you're hot! But just for the sake of clarification...you better post more pics!

FussyPucker ~ Did you get a cramp trying to hold it? lmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.