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Old 12-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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I love German...

forms.

Mr Osuche and I have a 14 hour layover in Frankfurt on 04/05 January and we're considering staying at the hotel attached to the airport. I figure a good shower, some time at the hotel gym, and some horozontal sleep will do us good.

However, that means Mr Osuche will have to complete the Shengenvisa forms because he is an Indian national.

One of the forms explains the proper application photo...

http://www.germany.info/relaunch/in...005_english.pdf


Please don't miss the ones at the end!


I love German forms.
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:07 PM
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OK...maybe someone with my sick sense of humor finds this funny. But damn...

I learned the following:
- Germans make things idiot-proof
- Germans think of *everything*
- Germans don't encourage fashion, flirting, smiling, or unnatural color in their photos
- Germans sure take pics of ugly people!
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:13 PM
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Hilarious!!!!! Make sure you don't take the pic in front of a plaid background
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:18 PM
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too funny!!!! LOL
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:25 PM
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:26 PM
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OK...maybe someone with my sick sense of humor finds this funny. But damn...

I learned the following:
- Germans make things idiot-proof
- Germans think of *everything*
- Germans don't encourage fashion, flirting, smiling, or unnatural color in their photos
- Germans sure take pics of ugly people!

Hey, I've got a lot of German in me and I only resemble a couple of those remarks.

They make damn fine beer though.
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:40 PM
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osuche,

Thorough, yes?
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OK...maybe someone with my sick sense of humor finds this funny. But damn...

I learned the following:
- Germans make things idiot-proof
- Germans think of *everything*
- Germans don't encourage fashion, flirting, smiling, or unnatural color in their photos
- Germans sure take pics of ugly people!


You left out that they don't like ninjas. (Second picture bottom row)
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:12 PM
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So that means you can't take the picture from the back?
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Old 12-10-2006, 08:38 PM
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Und warum wirst du in Deutschland bleiben?
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The "BEST" thing about Jan 05,is that my wife retires from her job at Liberty
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:58 AM
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((((Irish)))) ~~ I hope you both enjoy your retirement together!
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