Holy Smurf, this is about the worst case of blue balls I've ever seen!

Blue Balls

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Some people...

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

All those Smurfs and only one Smurfette..... busy girl.

I hadn't realised that smurfism was catching Even the Monk's dick turned blue..

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I freakin' love that. It's smurftacular!

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Funny funny!

CUM HERE SMURFETTE!!!!!!











mmmmmmmmmmm nice now sit on this

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I am always curious about where all these outdoor scenes take place...

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
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Crown of Ivy

What? never in your backyard?

Well I live downtown, so not in my backyard either

But there was this Canoe Camping trip about 300 miles north of here
Out on a lake, we would see about 2-3 canoes passing in the distance per day
Made for good fun, when the mosquitoes are not out, that is

I love Camping when you don't need to wear clothes

I would love to have some outdoor fun

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

A vacum cleaner usually works.

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