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Old 03-20-2005, 10:14 PM
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The tax man

I couldn't find the joke page. So here it is anyways.



At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box
of matzos."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year
they send us a complete dick like you."
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:21 PM
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:27 PM
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oh man. pmpl!
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:52 PM
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lol very good CG
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Old 03-20-2005, 10:57 PM
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Can ya tell I hate income tax time?
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Old 03-20-2005, 11:04 PM
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i thought you just had alota respect for rabbis
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Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose
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Old 03-21-2005, 11:11 AM
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Old 03-21-2005, 08:43 PM
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:41 AM
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That is funny.

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Old 03-22-2005, 08:25 AM
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Yep! When they tell you to work hard and someday your ship will come in, they never tell you that the government will be on the dock to unload it. :bang:
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Old 03-22-2005, 05:06 PM
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Old 03-22-2005, 05:25 PM
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LMAO! I had that same song stuck in my head when I posted this thread.
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Old 03-23-2005, 10:48 AM
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That is too cute!!!
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:58 AM
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Yep! When they tell you to work hard and someday your ship will come in, they never tell you that the government will be on the dock to unload it. :bang:

That's ok PF...I'll fool the shit outta the bastards! I've always said...when my ship finally comes in, I'll be at the airport!

Too funny CGT! TY for the giggles!
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