01-13-2003, 11:48 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Speaking of Herpes...........................
Which STD are you??? LMAO!! 
I am...
If you were an STD, you'd be Trichomoniasis!
Yeah, you're a virus, but so what? You don't do anything and you are wimpier than a common cold. Pump some Iron.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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01-13-2003, 12:04 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Tinea Infection (Jock Itch)
Jock Itch? You're pathetic, and just barely qualify as an STD.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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01-13-2003, 12:48 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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01-13-2003, 02:50 PM
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Bongo-Beater?
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: New Jersey
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01-13-2003, 03:12 PM
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Failed voyeur*
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In the shadows watching you
Posts: 3,650
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Genital Herpes....cool 
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01-13-2003, 04:52 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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LMAO
Pubic Lice
More of a pet than anything, you provide companionship and comfort on cold winter nights. We could do without the itching, though
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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01-13-2003, 05:00 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: hot sticky wet south
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Syphilis
Well, you got that
"name brand recondition"
going for you, but that is about it.
Stop stopping at the GAP to much.
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01-13-2003, 05:05 PM
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The Good Knight
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 262
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HIV, Human Immuno-deficiency Virus.
You're the quiet, withdrawn type who plots the downfall of humanity. Don't join the Trenchcoat Mafia just yet, please.
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01-13-2003, 05:22 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
You have no independent existence, instead relying upon other virii to justify yourself. Try to stand on your own two feet for once.
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01-13-2003, 06:43 PM
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here and there
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Western NY
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hmmm... I would be a Yeast Infection!
"You're a dime a dozen. Give the right circumstances, you can do some serious damage to those around you, but that doesn't happen much."
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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01-13-2003, 11:17 PM
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Cheese Head Member
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: midwest
Posts: 261
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Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
You have no independent existence, instead relying upon other virii to justify yourself. Try to stand on your own two feet for once.
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Joke em if they can't take a fuck.
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01-14-2003, 04:40 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,394
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Right.... well I'll admit I didn't see this one coming.....
I am Human Papaloma Virus!
I'd be pretty forgettable if not for that whole "cervical cancer " thing!
Yikes! Now I'm SCARED!!!!!! lol!
CasperTG
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01-14-2003, 06:12 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Pubic Lice
More of a pet than anything, you provide companionship and comfort on cold winter nights. We could do without the itching, though
In having pubic lice, does one truly have a disease? Or did one just aquire a whole lot of little tiny pets? Hmmmmmm? Point to ponder!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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01-14-2003, 04:10 PM
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Delectable Dreamer
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Clemente, CA
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Im with Casper....
"I am Human Papaloma Virus!
I'd be pretty forgettable if not for that whole "cervical cancer " thing! "
kind-a fitting... I geuss....
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01-16-2003, 11:46 AM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 1,678
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"Trichomoniasis" .......................oooooookayyyyyyyyyy 
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