Just a little fun quiz...

Let's see how KINKY you really are!

Add up the ones you've said yes to and post your score.


1. Have you had sex........5 points

2. Oral sex.....................5 points b. to orgasam.................5 points

3. Swallowed cum ......... 5 points

4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior.....5 points

5. Had anal sex ...........5 points b.To orgasam?..............5 points

6. Had sex with someone of the same gender.....10 points

7. Had sex with more than one person at a time..10 points

8. Had sex with more than one person in a week......7 points

9. Used sex toys.................................7 points

10. Bought a dirty magazine................3 points

11. Watched porno...............................3 points

12. Been in a 69................................3 points

13. Had phone sex...............................5 points

14. Masturbated..................................5 points b. in a public place..............................5 points

15. Had sex in a public place...................5 points park.............1 point subway...........3 points alley way........2 points train, bus or police station.......3 points public bathroom.....................3 points

16. Gotten carpet burn.............3 points

17. Participated in an orgy........10 points

18. Watched someone having sex.....7 points

19. Had sex with others watching you....7 points

20. Sucked or licked or had sucked your own: a. female-breasts or pussy............12 points b. male dick..................................12 points

21. Paid for sex......................8 points

22. Been paid for sex.................8 points

23. Had a one night stand.............8 points

24. Pass out during sex...............5 points

25. Had a STD.........................8 points

26. Had sex without contraceptives....6 points

27. Had sex in any other place than the bedroom. 3 points for each place (max. 7 places)

28. Ever given or recieved a "facial" cum in the face.. 15 points

29. Have you ever sat on a mans face/or had a woman to sit on your face to be eaten out?...................10 points b. To orgasam.............................5 points

30. Have you had/given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transfered to another's mouth) ......7 points

31. Ever been video taped....................8 points

32. Have you ever been in different positions. (max 8 positions)..2 points per position

33. Had sex for mor than 4 hours without stopping.....4 points

34. Have you done the salad toss? (also known as ass licking and rimming)...5 points

35. Have you ever had sex with a relative and didn't know it at the time? ..5 points

36. Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend with sex.....5 points

37. Are you horny now..................3 points

38. Have you let a boyfriend/girlfriend shit on you...........25 points

39. Have you given or received a golden shower................25 points

40. Have you eaten out or been eaten out during a period......25 points





Scoring:

1-25: How does it look up there angels?

26-55: Okay, you know the bare minimum. Join a sex-ed class!

56-85: Okay, you one on the outskirts of being kinky.

86-125: Welcome to the land of kinky sex! Here is your certificate that shows you have completed the kink correspondence course.

126-170: You are a BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class.

171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!! Possible score: 383

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

My score is 222.

It might have been higher but there were no points awarded for having sex on a plane, which (not bragging), I've done many times.

Overnighters from San Francisco to Brussels (9 hours+) get really boring.

Do I get some points for each time?

Hmmmph...only 189! I just barely made it!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My score was 209! Damn, I didn't realize I was THAT kinky!

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I'm fuckin outta here! 4/5/04

Yikes!

<---273 here.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

265. Hmmm....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

*gulp* 309

I can't believe I don't get points for knowingly having sex with a relative... sheesh.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

<----thought *she* was bad, but is in awe of Aqua.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

45......... It would have been a lot lower if it hadn't been for question 20 a and 20 b.

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~I'm finally getting laid!~

237

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Oops... I misread one of the questions...

New score... 321

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

162 - - You are a BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class.

would gladly attend^^^^^ said instructional event

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!! Possible score: 383

i got 232 and jeeping got 196

~nikki~

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