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Well, after i tell you this, you will question my sanity....
I was about 11 or 12 at the time (close enough) and was in London, England on vacation with my parents. I think i went to a place called Leeds with my (get this) dad's, dad's, daughter's, son. (Basically my grandfather's brother's grandson. (his house) He was about 37 at the time with a daughter around 18. He had picked me up to stay at his house and when we got there asked me to go get his daugther from upstairs. (Yeah long intro) So anyways I go up and I hear moaning noises, not thinking much of it (i was 11! remember sex education was like a porno movie to me!) I opened the door. OOPS! They were wearing nothing and I had caught them in the act. (turns out it was her best friend) any hoo. As soon as I opened the door I was in shock, I didn't know what to do and I couldn't say anything. Well both girls were like, "oh, oh" who is this guy and what are the implications. So instead of yelling or screaming (I guess the daughter had realized that if she did her father might come in and not wanting me out of their sight for fear of me ratting them out) she tells me to come in and close the door. I was still and shock but regardless complied. Well, still stark naked, she walks right up to me and says something to the effect of, "Listen, you must be the guy from Canada, I need to ask you a favor, can you keep your mouth shut?" No response from me. (I mean I was really in shock) The other girl didn't even bother covering up, I mean this was like a life and death situation for them, if i said anything to her father it was basically over for them. It almost was too surreal. She had to ask me three times before I think i said something like yeah ok, whatever. (Now the reason for my shock) I had a raging hard on. She was like, I can do something about that for you pointing at it. My first reaction (understandably) was to put both my hands around it and I shook my head like NOOOOOO... and she was like, are you sure and took one of my hands and put it on her breast (or tried to) and I pulled back. Her other friend was like omg, he's soo shy. And then they both got fully dressed in front of me. The daughter was still really nervous and Finally i was able to talk. They sat me down on the bed and were touching me all over and were like, please promise us, please promise us and her friend was like trying to undo my pants, I jumped off the bed and was like I won't say anyhting just leave me alone or I will tell...and that was that.....
That was 13 years 2 months 124 days ago, and by the way I am still a virgin.....
How about them damn apples....
SteinFibers...
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