I just bought some Victoria's Secret stock and I want to be sure they're profitable.

This underwear was so damned expensive, I couldn't afford the rest of the outfit to wear with it....

or

Is it me, or is it chilly in here?

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Actually... to one particular co-worker I would say...

"You know that cockring you mentioned you keep in your medicine cabinet? Well... lets get out of here and put it to good use!". LOL... oh.. as you can tell... I have thought about it.. believe me... I so absolutely would love that.

"Morning, have you ever had one of those dreams where?..........oh shit"
or
"You know, nothing exciting ever happens around here"
or
"What? Have I got ketchup on my face again?"
or
"Bet your weekend wasn't as good as mine!"
or
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I could never be hypnotised!"
or
"I know what you're all thinking......but I just don't feeling like wearing my name badge today"
or maybe even
"I'm guessing Kinky Kath was my Secret Santa!"

I better stop now I'm putting far too much thought into this!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

That's the last time I get dressed in the dark.

Honest guys, I have no idea how this happened!

Has anyone seen my shoes?

The memo said to dress casual on Friday.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

:telephone

My boss said come as you are, we need you now.



Of course I do work in a 911 station.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

That was the one I thought of too.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I know, I know...I look ridiculous, but I had to wear the flats with it because I couldn't figure out how the f*** to shift with the stiletto's on!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I guess I'll never forget the night I can't remember?

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Holy crap!

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

"I'm going to a Rocky Horror Party after work and don't have time to change." Unfortunately, working in those platforms that Frankenfurter wears would be interesting.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

"No, for Halloween, I dress up as *you*!"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.